Winterize your lawn

This is not my work. I just found it on this website and thought I should share it with you. Enjoy “Winterize your lawn,” the big sign outside the garden store commanded. I’ve fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked Read more ›

The Captain’s sympathy

The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up Read more ›

Who should get an award for the funniest/most shocking Facebook status of the year 2014? The nominees are:

1) Snalo: When days are duck, frinds r few. 2) Princess Dlongolo: OMG,he bought me flours…. 3) Mduduzi Ngwenya: I hate girls/guys with low selves of steam…. 4) GuGu Mtungwa: If your parents never had children,chance s r u wont Read more ›

Spongebob and Patrick

SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius.” Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.” SpongeBob: “What, a genius?” Patrick: “No, Patrick” SpongeBob: Patrick can you hear me? Patrick: no, its too dark Sandy: don’t you have to act dumb somewhere else? Read more ›