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ICU: Intensively Cared Unit

‎I pace up and down the waiting room; anxiously waiting for the doctor to return. Never in a million years […]

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Funny posts that made me laugh

Here are a few one liners and more liners to put a smile on your face.
Don’t forget to share

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The Parking lot conversation

‎Although I did not come up with the main idea or the moral, I thought I should write a story […]

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The night she almost lost

Under the right circumstances, people are capable of things we could never imagine they would do;
Rape for example

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If pictures could tell stories

What if a relationship could be captured on a picture? Would it be a Kodak moment or just a badly developed picture?

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Thantophobia

Thantophobia is the fear of losing someone. Do you suffer from it?

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Late night curfew

Once in a while we meet someone who does not seem to fit in any category. They can be considered an Anomaly. They are the ones that teach you to look at things differently, think differently and let go a little

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The man with the plan

We all make plans, but how often do you make a plan that involves dying and no, I am not talking about suicide

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The Captain’s sympathy

The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go […]

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Who should get an award for the funniest/most shocking Facebook status of the year 2014? The nominees are:

1) Snalo: When days are duck, frinds r few. 2) Princess Dlongolo: OMG,he bought me flours…. 3) Mduduzi Ngwenya: I […]

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Spongebob and Patrick

SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius.” Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.” SpongeBob: “What, a genius?” Patrick: “No, Patrick” […]

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A stone’s throw away

We are often quick to judge without first examining ourselves.

it is often difficult to find a man with a clear conscious but Jesus clears our conscious.

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